Act I Scene I
Location: Haldirams, Exide on St. Valentine’s day
Cameo(with an impish smile) : What would you prefer?
Nulliet (blatantly) : Raw meat. As if, you didn’t know.
Cameo (a bingo grin) : Adulterated, I surmise.
Nulliet (whining) : You regard me as a contaminant. Is this my position? Its as if I am
your harlot and not your girl
Cameo (frustrated) : Why does it always happen that you take my joke a as an
insinuation? Even chopped chicken is meat. Therefore, I was being
a bit more accurate.
Nulliet (wrenches out the words required for the quarrel) : Chopped chicken lacks life and is digestable.
Cameo (surrenders to the lady’s high intelligence quotient) : Oh baby. Why do we fight?
You are my girl. I am your man. That’s what matters. No more
issues. Lets get out. Its valentine’s day after all.
Nulliet (could not reconcile to the fact that Cameo has accepted defeat) : Its over? I don’t
believe my ears. (Not dragging the episode) Lets go.
Cameo (the baazigar) : We will take a bus to Park Street.
That’s the beauty of this duet. They are so much in “love” . Their ethereal “love” just doesn’t let them go.
Act I Scene II
Location : the mid-day streets, flooded with vendors. The swanking couples in lemon yellow and stinking red.
Nulliet (enthusiastically, examines a fake-emerald ring) : Wouldn’t this be a perfect vday
gift?
Cameo (bewildered at this creature’s idiosyncrasy) : Are you off your chump? Why the hell do you need this plastic toy? (followed by the wry smile)
Nulliet (embarrassed ) : Leave it. (starts walking)
Cameo (petrified) : Pardon me sugar. I never meant to hurt you. It was a genuine remark.
(as usual, he is screwed. He craved for a time- machine)
Nulliet (furious, was waiting for this second) : That’s perfectly understood. This is what I receive as a gift from the person I love (love love love alone. Ladies and gentlemen mark the word) the most. I should have listened to Juliet. I mistook her concern for vilification. Alas……………(I don’t have the requisite faculty to explain the varied gestures of heart-ache via words)
(Juliet is Nulliet’s long lost friend. She was dead against Cameo.)
Cameo (the abrasive mode) : Romeo called you a bitch. Wish I could have trusted him.
(Romeo is Cameo’s dead brother). Its impossible to drill something into your pigeon-head.
Nulliet (in the perfect James Hetfield patch) : And its impossible to extract out romanticism from your soul. You can only gobble. You cant chew. Body Body Body (each with an increasing frequency).
(The pedestrians were not much surprised. They are used to such stuff. That’s the “vday” crowd)
Cameo (strategic mention of his dead brother didn’t work. Plan B. Modulating his tone) : Baby, we are drifting away. (Two droplets of croc-tears) I am really really really sorry. (On his knees) I beg of your forgiveness. I ought to be stuffed with nails. Please honey. Give me last chance.
Nulliet (duel effect of the sun and Cameo’s maneuver melts her) : We should move off to Elliot Park. (holding Cameo’s hand and giving it a jolt. Cameo springs up. In a sugary sweet snotty pitch) Why do you say such things? You know na I love you sooooo……. Much. You are my shona….. (sorry comrades, I was not blessed enough to catch the rest of it)
Cameo (the vampirish glare) : You are irresistible today.
Nulliet (the blush, finally) : Dushtu…
To be continued…
5 comments:
you've reached the height of your frustration with this one. absurdly hilarious! i am almost giggling like one of those giggly pink ribboned young things. :D
Sohini di giggled like pink ribboned young things....I did like Aishwariya Rai Bachchan[after becoming a bachchan she giggles more]
love u all
the above "love u all" is written by cameo. Modern day lovers are better in this relationship business. They just love to give. [The return gift is in form of .......] :D
:D :D :D
ripples of uncontrollable laughter for this one!
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