Act II
location : an abandoned park(preferably in salt lake)Nuliet(wailing) : You dont love me. You fantasize that.......(with the advent of act 377, this void can be "de-void"ed by any name, barring Cameo's own blood).
Cameo [terrified (stupidity cajoled him to take a false step). He is desperate to refrain this siren from breaking free. Also afraid of..........(fill up perverts) ] : Why? What have i done ?
Nuliet : You didnt (producing her cell, as if to smash Cameo's nose) reply to this L.M [lunatic(read love) message]
The message:
How many moments do you miss me ?
[Units favourable : picosecs, nanosecs,microsecs ........secs(no perverts no) ]
[Time : five minutes after their two hour telephone(read loveline) conversation]
Cameo (sigh) : Am I that bad a lover(i mean modern day lover. perverts at work again)? Am I ? (shedding a tear drop)
(All of a sudden, starts singing) Baby (and not maybe) I m addicted
.......ur the drug that keeps me from dying.......baby i m a liar
(holy shit, Cameo is screwed)
Nuliet (yelling) : Yes, yes, yes. Now u speak. You are a liar. An excellent one.
[A peal of thunder(read screech) followed by a zephyr of tears]
Cameo (understanding the subtlety in tears, starts cuddling) : How can you............
Rest is recorded in the minds of modern perverts.
P.S : This extract is taken from the " World Perverts United " forum's daily journal, under the category "Stereotypes"
6 comments:
want the next, urgently.
hilarious stuff. wonder how you shall cope up with life when you fall prey to these feelings yourself, if you do that is :|
experience counts ;)
everytime you come out with great ideas with the two love birds,really interesting stuff.Need more of its kind.
how about another round of cameo and nulliet convos? :D
jah tah chilo eta.
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